Snowshoe Fans Prints

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Fine. And you?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Penguin Remote

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I love this time of year."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

"I prefer snow person."

Shoe Whore

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."