Snowman Sculptor Pillows

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'

'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Melting snow man

'Are you going to play golf or not, Mildred?'

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

"The groundhog is correct, 6 weeks before you recycle.'

"I'm moving a little slow after the 'C' section."

'You better stay away from hungry rabbits.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Help, I've been frostbitten!'

At the Snow Bank.

'Bless you!'

'How can you tell?'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'You're trying to get out of this marriage, aren't you, Ed?'

'It's a Damien Hirst!'

"What was she thinking?!?"

' I told him those cigars would kill him...'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

"'Tis the season for Ozempic."

Looks like I gained too much weight over the holidays.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Falconer snowman

No caption (A snowman throws the piece of coal that was one of his eyes and hits a retreating dog on the head. There's a yellow spot at the base of the snowman).