Snowman Artist Pillows

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'The picture's snowy.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Snowman's Eye Test

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Happy Xmas

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Shaved Ice