Snowman Artist Pillows

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'The picture's snowy.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Snowman's Eye Test

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Happy Xmas

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'No ice.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Snowmen Around The World...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Shaved Ice

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'