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'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Melting snow man

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

'Are you going to play golf or not, Mildred?'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'Help, I've been frostbitten!'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'You're trying to get out of this marriage, aren't you, Ed?'

'Bless you!'

"The groundhog is correct, 6 weeks before you recycle.'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'You better stay away from hungry rabbits.'

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

At the Snow Bank.

"What was she thinking?!?"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

“Why would you bring me into this inhospitable world?”

"I'm pretty sure that's not where you're supposed to put the carrot."

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

Falconer snowman

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Snowmen Games

"I... hate... this... place."

Snow Blind

Romance

"'Tis the season for Ozempic."

New Snowman

'Bless you.'