Snowman Decorator Pillows

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

Santa Claus's Mail

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Bless You."

Snowman

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Happy Turkey Day!

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Hot Tub Frosty

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

At the "Ice-C-U".

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Flake News

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

O Christmas Tea