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'ever notice no two flakes alike?'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A man looks up at the earth

Yo ho ho!

Skiing

Keeping Warm in Winter

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Jack and the Snowman.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Life's a bench.

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Sleigh ride!

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Skating.

Global Warming is a snow job!

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

Happiness is enjoying a first winter's snow by the glow of an iPhone. Freak.

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."