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Sleigh ride!

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

Skiing

'First of all, relax.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Jack and the Snowman.

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'Can you smell carrots?'

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

SnowmanBig City

'Bless you.'