Snowflake Chaser Gifts

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Happiness is enjoying a first winter's snow by the glow of an iPhone. Freak.

Merry Christmas

Let it snow!

Skiing

Skiing.

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Jack and the Snowman.

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

Sleigh ride!

Melted But Not Forgotten

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

Global Warming is a snow job!

Skating.

Motivation