Snowed-in Thinkers T-Shirts

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Night-shift entrance

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I inherited therefore I am'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Grading Guidelines.

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

Do snowmen go to heaven when they melt?

Professor, I think you'll find the concepts I present in this paper, even in their embryonic stages, hang in the delicate balance between that which is mnemonically incredible and that which is sheer genius! ... Then again, they could have simply been the

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'

'It is a bad paper and, as a reviewer, I should reject it, but it cites five of my own papers...'

'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You awake?"

"You should've warned me that I'd have no one to blame but myself."

"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

Marionette

"I don't think you're being realistic."

"I guess that bone's a goner..."