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'She sees the glass as half empty, and what's left is her least favorite beverage anyway.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Faith Intact

2017 glass half full

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Half full. Half empty. Undecided.

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Hope for the New Year

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."