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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"My glass is half empty"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

2017 glass half full

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

Half full. Half empty. Undecided.

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'