Glass Half-empty Philosopher T-Shirts

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

Bitter End

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

2017 glass half full

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

Hope for the New Year

The pessimist and the paranoid

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'