Out-of-this-world Thinkers T-Shirts

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Innovative

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'They speak fish!'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

George Santayana

Tiny people.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'I inherited therefore I am'

Think outside the box!

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

My Hero

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

Too Weird to Have a Husband