Snowday Maestro T-Shirts

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Violin Practise

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."