Snowboarder Pillows

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. The Greenest Olympics ever.

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It is too snowing!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."