Snow Style Aficionado Pillows

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

A skier and a paraglider

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Ski kicker.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."