Snow Style Aficionado Pillows

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

A skier and a paraglider

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I love this time of year."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ski kicker.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."