Snow Spray Artist Gifts

Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

UFO and snowman

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."