Snow Sculpture Pillows

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'At least you've only got a broken nose... I've lost an eye!'

"What was she thinking?!?"

"Support the head!"

New Snowman

Thin snowman has one stick, one piece of coal, half a carrot. Kid says: 'Cutbacks'

'According to your resume, you are available seasonally only?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"