Snow Sculpting Pillows

'I was built by texters.'

'Maybe at least we could donate his eyes to an organ bank.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

"That's the worst head cold I've ever seen!"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Football

"You're disgusting."

Football Snowman

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see.'

The shopkeeper hadn't met them before, but they seemed like pretty cool customers.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

It's a bit derivative.

'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'

"It looks like I survived the downsizing."

"Is it just me or is Dave batting way out of his league?"

Snowman and dog

Snowball Emergency

"I recommend a cooling off period."

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

Muddy Christmas

UFO and snowman

"Bless You."

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

Snowman Magic

Hand-Crafted Snowmen $25

"First snowman?"

2021: Year of the Snow-woman

"I hope there's a special place in hell for him."

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