Snow Sculpture Gifts

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'At least you've only got a broken nose... I've lost an eye!'

"What was she thinking?!?"

"Support the head!"

New Snowman

Thin snowman has one stick, one piece of coal, half a carrot. Kid says: 'Cutbacks'

'According to your resume, you are available seasonally only?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Frosting the Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Is his nose locally grown?"