Snow Savant Mugs

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'It's for show and tell!'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!"

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Brad doesn't know what to do with himself this time of year. He's lost between snowblowing and lawnmowing.

'What a curse this global warming is...'