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A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You could do that.' I did

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Trawling for Fish.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sandwich snob.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Champagne Tasting.

'It's for show and tell!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Plastic surgeon's here.

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"I was going to make dinner but we are all out of peanut butter and jelly."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'