Snow Removal Enthusiast Mugs

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Honey! You pimped my snowblower!"

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"A little help?"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Flake News

'You win. Go out and play.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."