Snow Removal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Honey! You pimped my snowblower!"

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"A little help?"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Ski kicker.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Staying Warm.