Snow-loving Amigo Pillows

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Frosting the Snowman

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'