Snow-loving Amigo Pillows

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Flake News

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.