Snow Drama Enthusiast Pillows

Attempting to Shovel Snow.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snowman Driver

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Weather today.

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"It covers up all the debt."