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Attempting to Shovel Snow.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Snowman Driver

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Weather today.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It covers up all the debt."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Aargh, Many Trees

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."