Snow Day Specialist T-Shirts

"Rex was voted Best in Snow."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I'll take ten, please.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Angels making snow humans

Oi to the world!

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Recycled Flake