Snow Day Specialist Prints

"Rex was voted Best in Snow."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

Giant Snowflake.

"First snowman?"

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'It is too snowing!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I'll take ten, please.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Staying Warm.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Phone Mittens

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Angels making snow humans

"It covers up all the debt."

Oi to the world!

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.