Snore Symphony Appreciator Pillows

'They make that noise when they're content.'

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Golden age of music

Edward Elgar.

Maestro

Maurice Ravel.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Major and minor keys

Aleksandr Glazunov

Jean Sibelius.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Franz Schubert

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Captain

The Triangle

Timpani for the devil

The Conductor

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Igor Stravinsky

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

Watch with Mahler.

Edward Elgar

"Who, me?"

'Our symphony is trying to attract a younger audience. After your solo, do you mind burning your piano?'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."