Snore Symphony Appreciator Pillows

'They make that noise when they're content.'

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Golden age of music

Edward Elgar.

Maestro

Maurice Ravel.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Hey, hey, hey! Inside screams!

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Leonard Bernstein

Major and minor keys

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Captain

Aleksandr Glazunov

Franz Schubert

Jean Sibelius.

The Triangle

Timpani for the devil

The Conductor

Bernard Rands Caricature.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Igor Stravinsky

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

Watch with Mahler.

Edward Elgar

"Who, me?"

'Our symphony is trying to attract a younger audience. After your solo, do you mind burning your piano?'