Snore Scientists Pillows

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"You were snoring."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Dad, I swear - I didn't sneeze!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

I even love the way you snore...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Zzzzzzzzz...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Instead of roaming around in the dark, bumping into things, I stay in the cave all night with my eyes closed."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

It would be disastrous if I had a heart attack. Would not be good. A new study shows that people who take daily naps are 30 percent less likely to have a heart attack. Also 80 percent more likely to get fired. Zzzzzzz.

'Honey you're roaring.'

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

SLEEP Mode