Snore Buster Pillows

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

Solving the Snoring Problem

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."