Snore Buster Pillows

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Solving the Snoring Problem

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'