Snooty Feline Admirer Prints

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The practical psychopath

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"I love every single one of these."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

The Invention of Bagpipes

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.