Finicky Feline Appreciator Prints

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Art Pets

Net Zero Superstitions

"Allow Me"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Meowzers!"

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"Hello, Kitty!"

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

"I wear my elitism lightly."

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

How to be super annoying and cute

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'