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'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Haircuts

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Woah - random!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

No, sir, that entr

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Boring Pianist

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

Trying on boots

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

Face Painting.

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Realistic alarm clock.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

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