Snood Collection Pillows

Nice Snood

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Foster failure

Great British Eccentrics.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Shaker Cornucopia

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

When Pugs dream.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Sleeping husband

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'How could cute hurt so much?'

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."