Snob Squad Mugs

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Surgery.

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Six Degrees of Depradation

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

"Hmm, based on the wine you're looking for, how did you get in here?"

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked