Snob Squad Mugs

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Surgery.

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

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