Snob Appeal Mugs

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'New money or old money?'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."