Snob Appeal Prints

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'New money or old money?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

Six Degrees of Depradation

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."