Snitch Admirer Pillows

'Thanks again...and it was a real pleasure turning you over to the IRS.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Mensa Does Improv

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

The wine-shop

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Meowlzebub

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Fear of Flying Seminar

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Happy New Ear!

No Right Turn (monster)

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Grim's Fairytales

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Lee Van Cleef

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Halloween sculptor

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'