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"He's angry about getting old."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

NSA

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

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'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'