Sneaky Storytellers Mugs

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I think the lines down!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I think my main strength is my imagination, which I think you can see from my CV."

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

Power theft on mobile phones

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

My Life as a Troll

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

'My love life? Well, when a policeman gave me a ticket through the open car window, he touched my shoulder. Does that count?'

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

Animal Book Club

'He's not asleep, he's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'Why do you knock them back so quickly?' - 'I had one stolen once.'

'...then he asked me to drive down the road with the mobile to give him phone sex.'

'I thought you went to school.'

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover