Silly Storytellers Mugs

"I think the lines down!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Jorge Luis Borges

"#notguilty."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Bull Pen

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'