Silly Storytellers Prints

"I think the lines down!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Home Sweet Home

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"#notguilty."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Bull Pen

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

David and Goliath.