Sneaking In Pets Gifts

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Dog Love.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

In Disguise.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

He Did It!

How to scare cats.

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Dogs must be on leash.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Shake! Good dog."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

Hunting wildfowl

'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"

"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."

'I told him to get down.'