Snark Master Gifts

"Is that coffee I smell?" "It is - and you do."

Hungry child

The Snarky District

"Eat me"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Swimming Prankster

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Ready...."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"