Snap Savvy T-Shirts

'I'm wearing an electronic ankle device. If I take even one step across the line of scrimmage before the ball is snapped, they throw me in the slammer.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Get on with it!

Champagne

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Wedding selfie stick

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Caged Tourist Attraction

Facebook/Meta

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Harvest Data Festival

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

Up please...

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"My advice about all the health foods you've been eating remember, living too long can kill you."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

The queen has been captured! Oh, I need to update my profile status!

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

Murder photographs.

Updating the Wedding Car

"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."

"Get closer together, closer together."

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

'Whoa! I never realized that TV-news readers had abdomens!'

'Wait 'til the last minute and jump to one side!'

I'll Let You Know When It's a Real Crisis

School picture