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'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"He looks just like your husband."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Children's Nursery

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'We'll take it!'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

I am to blame.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Go forth and multiply!'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Family.

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Caged Tourist Attraction

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'