Proud Parents T-Shirts

"I'm proud of you for making a gurgle."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'

"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

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Scottish Baby

"He looks just like your husband."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Go forth and multiply!'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look Little JARRED'S trying to Orbit'

'He took his first step!'

Parental pride.

Ooo, our kid's a special, more powerful variant, ooo. I swear, they tell us that every time we see them.

"Way to go, son."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"