Snap Happy Owners Pillows

Rex hated it when his owners returned from vacation, with an unfinished roll of film.

Haircuts

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Newborn Chaos

The Desert Island Package

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

Caged Tourist Attraction

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"Way to go, son."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'

"It's some kind of recharging pod."

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look Little JARRED'S trying to Orbit'

Parental pride.