Snap Happy Owners Pillows

Rex hated it when his owners returned from vacation, with an unfinished roll of film.

Haircuts

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"He looks just like your husband."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Newborn Chaos

The Desert Island Package

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'Go forth and multiply!'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Caged Tourist Attraction

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Way to go, son."

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

Parental pride.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Scottish Baby